Chuck Norris Facts

For every time Chuck Norris kills a man, an angel gets its wings. For every time a puppy dies, Chuck Norris laughs.

Chuck Norris could have been a lumberjack but he was too manly.

There is no such thing as Global Warming. We are only feeling the heat coming off of Chuck Norris after he realized McDonald's messed up his drive through order.

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The Seattle Times has an article about the phenomenon that is Chuck Norris.