Arwen's Diary

Some excerpts from Arwen's secret diary suggest that all was not as it seemed in Middle Earth:

Broke up with Aragorn today. He would insist on giving me a clay pipe and a pair of breeches for Valentine’s Day when I specifically requested a nightie. Have sent him away from Rivendell.

Went to Bree. Asked Barliman if had seen Aragorn lately. Barliman said, “What, that pervy hobbit-fancier? Told him he must be thinking of other Aragorn son of Arathorn. He said, “The Still Not King guy, right?’ Did not respond; some people don'’t deserve my conversation.

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