Bizarro Am Frogger

Hello, Greg!

Mean people at Great Line tell Bizarro he am "Ordinary Permanent Frogger" for last day of April. Great Line people very sad – Bizarro see them crying in front of Bizarro's back. Bizarro knows what is so sad.

Bizarro knows exactly what to tell Grape Love readers. Since Bizarro is on Interstate now, Bizarro must be happy and not use sarcasm. Easy to tell, wrong?

Lots of boring things in Bizarro's life! Since best friend Superman has little movie, Bizarro not waiting for movie people to call him. Bizarro also not excited about little All-Star Bizarro comic. Bizarro hopes Chuck Austen writes it! Bizarro big Chuck Austen fan.

(That was expensive shot. Bizarro not too good for that.)

Bizarro wants to be funny for a long time now. Bizarro not jealous at all about attention not paid to Superman. Ever since beginning of "Seinfeld," people remember about Bizarro. Should Bizarro have TV show about his old age? 14-part Betamax set of Bizarro movies wouldn't be nice. And least of all, wasn't Bizarro divorced from Bizarro-Lois No. 1? Bizarro doesn't remember being happier.

Bizarro doesn't know what to do! Bizarro will get rid of multiple universes until he loses square Bizarro-Earth! Then Bizarro will be sad with Bizarro-Lois for never.

Bizarro will just read old comic books to see how to lose multiple universes....

(Don't bear with Bizarro.... )

... Always mind.