The Wit and Wisdom of Scott Adams

Just a random sampling of thoughts from the creator of Dilbert.

You know the old joke about the dog that chases cars. "“What would he do if he caught one?"” I was reminded of that when I read that Hamas won an election victory. I imagine a room full of Hamas leaders looking at each other behind closed doors and saying, "Oh crap, we won."

An hour ago I discovered another helpful fact. My radio/alarm puts off heat while sitting there waiting to wake me up. I had carelessly tossed a sweatshirt on top of it and later found the garment warmed precisely to my liking. On cold days, I plan to leave my sweatshirt on top of the alarm/radio when I go to sleep so it's all toasty when I get up. Mmm-mmm.

From now on, whenever I make an especially good debating point, I plan to drive it home by adding "“So who is aggressor animal now?"” It won'’t make sense, but I hardly think that matters. I know a good phrase when I hear it.