Jessica Alba: I kiss monkeys

"Fantastic Four" and "Sin City" star Jessica Alba has had more than human tongue in her mouth, according to celebrity snark site The Superficial:

"I'm shooting a special for MTV and they told me all I had to do was push my lips out a little and the monkey would give me a peck, but instead she rammed her tongue inside my mouth and swept it all around in a circle. She touched every inch in there. It was the most disgusting thing ever."

Um, I don't think there's much more I can add to this. Ew.