What if Warren Ellis was Batman?

Gutterninja has a hilarious spoof of the Bad Signal messages:

I’m about halfway through busting the Penguin and just started on an idea for the Cluemaster. I’m not sure if it’ll be a black-cape, spooky thing or a blue-cape, Sci-Fi Closet thing. I may just scrap the investigation and use what I’ve got so far to track down the Riddler instead. There’s also the League Thing, but I can’t say any more about that just yet.

I guess you have to be on the mailing list to appreciate the context.