Newsflash! Superman A Dick!

Though the site has only been up for a week, I guessing pretty soon, everyone on the (Daily?) planet will have discovered Clark Kent's dirty secret. It turns out, not only is he Superman, but he's a total dick too!

If you've ever thought Superman was all goody two-shoes, Mr. American Boy Scout, wait til you take a look at some of the shit he pulls off. Superman is a Dick wonderfully captures moment after moment of Superman seemingly going out of his way to stick it to his friends Jimmy and Lois. It's not just a rare few situations, these are loads of moments that will have you laughing at what a reptilian bastard the Man of Steel can be. I only wish I could read these ridiculous issues. Some just demand explanation.

From the FAQ:
Q: If Superman's a dick, what's Bizarro?
A: A pussy.

Now that's a website I wouldn't want to see.