Peter Parker, Spectacular College Student

The University of Wisconsin's student newspaper, The Delayed-Titan, has a tongue-in-cheek article up on a student who shares his name with a certain wall crawler:

Senior Peter Parker agreed to be interviewed by the Delayed-Titan to spread his message that Oshkosh has a new watchdog, a man for children to look up to, women to desire and for men to be proud of. And, oddly enough, he has been working on the D-T incognito.

“I originally intended to keep my identity secret,” the famous masked avenger said. “However, my original story was far less plausible. A man named Jeremy Hodges – a former Canadian meteorologist who decided to attend Oshkosh and work part-time taking pictures for a newspaper. That is completely unbelievable.”

Parker now patrols the mean streets of Oshkosh. Due to the lack of high buildings and skyscrapers, Parker rides upon his “Four Wheeler of Freedom,” looking out for any devious acts.

Did I ever mention my parents almost named me Peter Parkin?